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So like yesterday I went to the store. I wanted to buy a candy bar. I got the goods went to the guy and then suddenly the dude started cussing me OUT!

by VooInRealLife | 0 votes

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So I put a condom on my finger and gave him a wet-willy. “Arghh…” From there we both skipped to the disko-tech and searched for a better way to live. 

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By dancing, entranced, by the light of a moon cow-jumping in all it’s sultry brilliance, they milked the night away… as the milk turned to juice they began to dance in a merry way… yay yay yay!!! The night began to turn into day they started seeing sheep.

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