Petri

“No” I said to my friend, Petri. “That girl you used to date had very more facial hair than that.” “Oh that’s right, Alabaster. Let’s get ninja pops.” But when Petri reached his little arm into the ice cream cart, out popped a…

Flintstone push up pop! It was orange and white, which reminded him of…

Budget month. He knew he shouldn’t be spending money on “extras” like this. The thought of his credit card debt, mortgage, and car payment made Fred Flintstone morph into a loan shark. Fred was intimidating, especially wielding his prehistoric shank, threatening Petri saying…

“Petri, get your shit together, or Disney’s gonna buy you like they bought Marvel Comics!”